Thursday, June 01, 2006

BIGGEST "DUH" HEADLINE OF THE DAY:

Can you say slow news day?

The Associated Press is leading with the following story today: IDOL TAYLOR HICKS SIGNS RECORD DEAL.

Uhh..Durrrr??

Further shocking news: he signed with 19 Entertainment/Arista, the self-same producers of American Idol!! (cue dramatic music and widespread gasping)

Seriously...this is an actual STORY on May 31, a full week after the finale???

Somebody get me a job application. I'll show these A.P. freaks what NEWS is.

P.S. Brooke Barrettsmith says hi.

7 Comments:

At 9:13 AM, Blogger Hannah said...

haha, i saw that on Yahoo, and i was just thinking 'Who doesn't know that...?!'

 
At 10:47 AM, Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...


My book "How Soul Patrol screwed America" will be debuting later this week.

 
At 11:04 AM, Blogger Hannah said...

haha, kewl

 
At 8:08 PM, Blogger Hannah said...

here's a new 'Biggest DUH headline of the day';

JD is an annoying person.
Most of the time. Like, when he gives out your email to certain...uh...people telling them that you have a crush on them. Which i DON'T! ok, maybe a little.

 
At 8:11 PM, Blogger J.D. said...

lol, Hannah's blushing because I told Will Makar she's crushin' on him. Ain't it cute!

 
At 8:28 PM, Blogger Hannah said...

i could slug you soooooo hard right now.

 
At 1:53 AM, Blogger RC said...

That's pretty hillarious they would have that as there lead story...

maybe this next week they can have this story:

"Simon Cowell plans on another installment of American Idol Soon."

--RC of strangeculture.blogspot.com

 

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