BIGGEST "DUH" HEADLINE OF THE DAY:
Can you say slow news day?
The Associated Press is leading with the following story today: IDOL TAYLOR HICKS SIGNS RECORD DEAL.
Uhh..Durrrr??
Further shocking news: he signed with 19 Entertainment/Arista, the self-same producers of American Idol!! (cue dramatic music and widespread gasping)
Seriously...this is an actual STORY on May 31, a full week after the finale???
Somebody get me a job application. I'll show these A.P. freaks what NEWS is.
P.S. Brooke Barrettsmith says hi.
3 Comments:
My book "How Soul Patrol screwed America" will be debuting later this week.
lol, Hannah's blushing because I told Will Makar she's crushin' on him. Ain't it cute!
That's pretty hillarious they would have that as there lead story...
maybe this next week they can have this story:
"Simon Cowell plans on another installment of American Idol Soon."
--RC of strangeculture.blogspot.com
Post a Comment
<< Home