LYRICS TO "POPOZAO" BY KEVIN FEDERLINE

WARNING: IF YOU VIEW THIS, YOU WILL BECOME INSTANTLY DUMBER!!


(song starts with random screaming, laughing, and Cletus pretending to laugh like he's Scarface and is going to introduce you to his diminuitive associate and going ooh-ee as though he's being given a proctoscopy.)

Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

That genius I do shout I just send that popozao,
That genius I do shout I just send that popozao.

(editors note: I have no idea what he's talking about either--JD)

In Portugese it means “bring your @$$”,
on the floor, and move it real fast.
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of t*tty–
want to know where I go when I’m your city?

Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough,
because a cat is coming straight out of the know,
ready to rock those shows all the way to Rio.
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor.

Up, down, all around:
work that $#!t to the funky sound.
Going to see where I’m going, oh?

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao

That genius I do shout I just send that popozao,
That genius I do shout I just send that popozao.

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao

I wanna see some popozao

(editor's note: Since you've established that popozao is a verb, how does it now become a noun?)

Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

[repeats]

Isn't it sad? The lyrics to this song make his previous song's "Pavarotti" line seem almost Einsteinian. And no, I did not pay to download his song, nor would I ever. I refuse to contribute one cent to this talentless fame whore.

Ok, time to put on something more intellectual, for instance a Sesame Street record. No more blogs about this moron until he does something else outlandishly stupid. (So probably at least not for a day or so.)