Monday, January 02, 2006


LYRICS TO "POPOZAO" BY KEVIN FEDERLINE

WARNING: IF YOU VIEW THIS, YOU WILL BECOME INSTANTLY DUMBER!!



(song starts with random screaming, laughing, and Cletus pretending to laugh like he's Scarface and is going to introduce you to his diminuitive associate and going ooh-ee as though he's being given a proctoscopy.)

Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

That genius I do shout I just send that popozao,
That genius I do shout I just send that popozao.

(editors note: I have no idea what he's talking about either--JD)

In Portugese it means “bring your @$$”,
on the floor, and move it real fast.
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of t*tty–
want to know where I go when I’m your city?

Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough,
because a cat is coming straight out of the know,
ready to rock those shows all the way to Rio.
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor.

Up, down, all around:
work that $#!t to the funky sound.
Going to see where I’m going, oh?

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao

That genius I do shout I just send that popozao,
That genius I do shout I just send that popozao.

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao

I wanna see some popozao

(editor's note: Since you've established that popozao is a verb, how does it now become a noun?)

Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

[repeats]


Isn't it sad? The lyrics to this song make his previous song's "Pavarotti" line seem almost Einsteinian. And no, I did not pay to download his song, nor would I ever. I refuse to contribute one cent to this talentless fame whore.

Ok, time to put on something more intellectual, for instance a Sesame Street record. No more blogs about this moron until he does something else outlandishly stupid. (So probably at least not for a day or so.)

7 Comments:

At 10:35 PM, Anonymous betapundit said...

Whoa I actually think I may have lost a few IQ points after reading this. Then I threw up in my trash can a little bit.

FYI, I prefer to refer to Kevin as Cletus. Britney seems to be going the way of Whitney and Bobby.
[gag reflex again]

 
At 3:50 AM, Blogger J.D. said...

Yeah, and what makes me gag even more are the butt-kissers that hooked up with his myspace page and are telling him how awesome his stupid song is.

 
At 10:16 PM, Anonymous michael said...

The fact that he has a myspace page alone at his age is a very serious warning flag.

Perhaps a lynch mob is in order?

 
At 8:46 AM, Blogger Kristin said...

I Googled to a site that would have the lyrics to this "song"... apparently, I am one of those people who have to learn all their lessons the hard way...

It isn't even 7 am yet and I am feeling the need to go back to bed.

 
At 6:48 PM, Anonymous A portuguese girl said...

Ok, i do think that Kevin is retarted, but the person who wrote these lyrics is even more then he is... the part in portuguese it says "gatinha sai do chao, e vai descendo o popozao" and you repeat it twice. Next time make sure you know what the hell the lyrics are.

 
At 12:34 AM, Blogger J.D. said...

Pardon me for not knowing Portuguese, I suppose. None of it changes the fact that this is a crappy song. Besides, I surely didn't take the time to transcribe the lyrics...just grabbed from someone who did!

 
At 6:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

AHHHH HA HA HA HA, WHAT A LOSER! AAAHH HA HA HA HA, what a piece of scum. Id rather eat my own shit then listen to another second of this revolting song!

 

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